So I’m sitting on the porch of my apartment complex staring across the parking lot at the “Rochester MN Apartments for Rent” sign, when I start wondering to myself what it would be like to have a zombie apocalypse hit the university I attend. I was apparently really bored to have been thinking about that, but whatever.
Honestly, I think that my apartments might be a pretty effective location from which to stave off a zombie hoard. The Rochester MN Apartments for rent are pretty secure. Each door is pass code protected and we all know that zombies can’t remember four digit pass codes after they are infected. There are fire extinguishers with which to defend yourself, and plenty of windows to jump from if things get really zombie…y.
Alright enough with the zombies. I don’t need zombie apocalypse fantasies to make my life more interesting.
Fun fact: Did you know that apartment building similar in design and function to our own have existed since the height of the Roman Empires power before the turn of the last millennium? Man, those Romans were smart. Except for the communal bathhouse thing. I wonder if they had pool parties back then? For that matter, did they have pools?